JustJason.

kiseryoutass:

when your oponent uses protect/detect 3 times in a row and it works and you use it twice and it fails

hallloween:

I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:

and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:

(via willfosho)

chromakite:

rapbattles:

*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey…

(Source: lovehgood, via blastoiseburger)

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

(via breetty)

Get a free Pokemon egg~!

last-of-the-english-girls:

I want to do one!

Okay so you reblog and a week later you’ll get this cutie in your inbox

After about a week a Pokemon will hatch!

Some people might get special Legendary, It all depends :)

It’s going to be any Pokemon from all the regions

and I promise I will do every each one of you.

This will be open until the 29th and then I will be sending the eggs off to you all :)

(via lifeofapokemontrainer)