when your oponent uses protect/detect 3 times in a row and it works and you use it twice and it fails
I’m crying because I’m eating brownie batter with a spoon that looks like this:
and when the batter seeps through the holes it looks like this:
*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*
Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey…
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
I want to do one!
Okay so you reblog and a week later you’ll get this cutie in your inbox
After about a week a Pokemon will hatch!
Some people might get special Legendary, It all depends :)
It’s going to be any Pokemon from all the regions
and I promise I will do every each one of you.
This will be open until the 29th and then I will be sending the eggs off to you all :)
Life is good, actually. What about yours?
Well text me. :p